kitchen stories

There are upsides and downsides to being unshackled from University Accommodation. A downside, for example, is that if your beautifully yellow, but apparently waterlogged kitchen ceiling decides, in the middle of the night, to surrender itself to your kitchen floor, there’s no one but yourself and your flatmate’s boyfriend to clean it up. Not even if you have a presentation to give in the morning.
We tried to tell the jokers down at the letting agency that our ceiling was leaking badly, but they took their sweet bureaucratic time to do anything about it, and now look at what’s happened . . .