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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Isle of Arran

I awoke very early on Saturday along with Rosemary (Vancouver) and Sannä (Finland) to catch a bus that tours the Highlands. The bus tour ended up being sold out, so we ended up throwing a dart at the train schedule. It hit on the Isle of Arran – Scotland in miniature, they call it – which is just off the southwest coast. Beautiful. On the island we went hiking, visited a cheese factory, a marvelous brewery, and the Brodick Castle. A local girl told me I had a nice accent.

We spent some time in Glasgow both on the way there and the way home. A word of caution: Don’t take the last possible train from Glasgow Central to Edinburgh Waverly at midnight on a Saturday night unless you want to encounter an inebriated lad wearing a David Hasselhoff speedo over his pants who uses a microphone made of a rose to enquire as to what your favorite song is, and then proceeds to coax the entire train car – literally, everyone from the prepubescent to the surprisingly old – into belting out said song at the top of their lungs in ragged unison. “Hey Jude” was deafening.

1. Edinburgh Castle

2. Glasgow Cathedral -- one of the only Scottish churches to survive the Reformation

3. I like the ground

4. Glasgow Cathedral

5. Kyle and Rosemary in Brodick on the Isle of Arran

6. 13th-century Brodick Castle

7. The coast of Arran looking toward Brodick -- we'd just finished a bit of a swim, having got caught on an island created by the tide. (What Winnipeger worth his/her spit considers the tide?) "Don't thank me, thank the gravitational pull of the moon."

Monday, September 18, 2006

A Week in Edinburgh: Words and Pictographs

Irn-Bru; haggis in a can; vegetarian haggis (but no tofu); ceilidh; overcast; soaked by motorists; first fist fight (bystander); beer that drinks like a meal; £-Stretcher; when Kyle met Simon; two is the loneliest number (of musicology students); castle; National Gallery of Scotland; Tesco; Van Gogh; cact-us; accent accident; sleep off the year; closes and wynds; dollars and cents vs. pounds and pence; recycling: ?; Camera Obscura (October); three-point turns on busy two-way streets; The Walkmen; of all the Scotch tape-less places; moving?


1. Out my window - street level (west)

2. Out my window - southwest

3. Mainz - after I spent two mapless hours looking for it, it's closed on Mondays


4. Out my window - the Castle at night

5. Out my window - the music building has racing stripes

6. Snakes on Chris/Erin's wall

7. Kyle on a plane

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Montreal in a few words and some pictures

danse contact; serpents a bord; poutine; live yeast beer; unkept (the city as unshaven armpits – not necessarily bad. In fact, strangely attractive); braless; freer on the surface but every bit as scared and conservative and lonely - underneath; staying fashionable; couche-tard; smoked meat; a new tastiest meal (squash, potato, and carrot in yellow curry replaces the pumpkin soup and green tea ice cream that I had ten years ago in Japan)